‘“Looks like you started something tonight.” I didn’t mean to…’: One stranger's clumsiness at a restaurant ignites sparks for another couple of strangers now locked in flirtatious conversation

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  • "I accidentally played wingman for two strangers at a diner last night"

    So last night I couldn't sleep, so I went to this 24- hour diner down the street.
  • It was mostly empty except for me, the night-shift waitress, and two people sitting a few booths apart.
  • Guy in the corner had a laptop open, clearly stressing over something. Girl by the window was doodling in a notebook and humming to herself.
  • Totally different vibes. Anyway, my clumsy self knocks over the little container of creamers while reaching for sugar.
  • They roll across the floor right to the girl's booth. She laughs, picks them up, and hands them back to me.
  • The guy in the corner looks up, sees her laughing, and I swear he just froze for a second.
  • Couple minutes later, the waitress brings my food and makes some joke like, "Next time, don't throw creamers at people to get their attention."
  • We all laugh. The girl teases me, "Yeah, you could've just said hi." And then she actually turns to the guy in the corner and goes, "Right?
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  • Isn't that easier?" Boom. Conversation starter.
  • The three of us end up talking, me awkwardly stuck as the middleman.
  • Turns out the guy's a grad student finishing his thesis, the girl's an art student pulling an all-nighter on a project.
  • They live in the same neighborhood but had never crossed paths until then.
  • Eventually my food is gone, and I can tell they're way more interested in each other than in me.
  • So I fake-yawn, say goodnight, and leave. As I was walking out, the waitress winked at me and said, "Looks like you started something tonight."
  • I didn't mean to, but honestly? | hope she's right.

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